Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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I AM LAUGHING SO HARD WHO IS THIS GUY YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
oh my god i cant stop laughing though this guy
gUYS OH MY GOD STOP TEXTING HIM I AM SCARED NOW
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I didn’t mean to like so many of your selfies you’re just really attractive sorry
This would be the best response to a restraining order
I’m probably gonna have to use it one day fml
| The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world. | |
| Depression Hotline: | 1-630-482-9696 |
| Suicide Hotline: | 1-800-784-8433 |
| LifeLine: | 1-800-273-8255 |
| Trevor Project: | 1-866-488-7386 |
| Sexuality Support: | 1-800-246-7743 |
| Eating Disorders Hotline: | 1-847-831-3438 |
| Rape and Sexual Assault: | 1-800-656-4673 |
| Grief Support: | 1-650-321-5272 |
| Runaway: | 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 |
| Exhale: | After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253 |
| Child Abuse: | 1-800-422-4453 |
| ** UK Helplines: | |
| Samaritans (for any problem): | 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org |
| Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): | 08001111 |
| Mind infoline (mental health information): | 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk |
| Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): | 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk |
| b-eat eating disorder support: | 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk |
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| Cruse Bereavement Care: | 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk |
| Frank (information and advice on drugs): | 0800776600 |
| Drinkline: | 0800 9178282 |
| Rape Crisis England & Wales: | 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk |
| Rape Crisis Scotland: | 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight |
if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules
I didn’t mean to like so many of your selfies you’re just really attractive sorry
What if all the Disney princes and princesses were gay? And then, what if they all sang mash-ups of Disney songs and pop-hits, and did choreographed dancing to those mash-ups? Would you like to see that?
Well, your wish has been granted.
And, +10 points to the creators for including a Mean Girls reference.I think this is the 6th time I’ve reblogged this
i can’t even with this it’s just so perfect
I thought it couldn’t get any better at Glozell being the god mother but then then the dance number came along and I felt like this video is what dreams are made of. If this doesn’t become a real movie I’m suing everybody.
one time when i was a freshman the last bell for the end of seventh period rang and as i was walking out of world geography there was this guy that was SO HAPPY AND EXCITED i guess because it was friday and he ran directly towards the window and he just JUMPED OUT
he JUMPED OUT OF THE WINDOW AND WE WERE ON THE THIRD FLOOR
everybody looked out the window to see if he was ok and when we looked down he was already walking off like absolutely nothing had happened
(Source: discocitronnade-old, via imthatcrazyconfusedteen)
Cas: I believe you asked me to blow you.
Dean: I-I wasn’t being serio—-fuck! Holy fuck Cas…don’t stop.
(via skinny-as-fucking-hell)